100 Best Hilarious Laffy Taffy Jokes

If you’re American you are no doubt familiar with Laffy Taffy candy and its Laffy Taffy jokes. This sweet-tasting candy was created during the 70s and quickly became a staple of Kathryn Beich Candies. First produced as flavored caramels (even though they aren’t caramels and in fact fruit flavored), the name of the candy soon changed to Beich’s Laffy Taffy.  The candy was bought by Nestles in 1984 and renamed Laffy Taffy. It originally came in thick squares but is now available in thin rectangle shapes. It became part of the Willy Wonka brand before being sold once again in 2018, this time to Italian chocolate company Ferrara Candy Company.  There are many different flavors of Laffy Taffy available, with the most common being strawberry, green apple, watermelon, cherry, grape, and banana. Rarer flavors include strawberries and cream, orange sorbet, chocolate mousse, and pumpkin donut.  Along with being a tasty sweet, each Laffy Taffy wrapper contains a funny joke, known as Laffy Taffy jokes. These one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and question-and-answer style gags are usually very silly but give kids something else besides another horrid candy bar to chow down on. 2022 appears to be a big year for the confectionary, with the Ferrara Candy Company launching a competition to find the next set of Laffy Taffy jokes. Rapper T Pain helped launched the competition and is one of the judges who will select the best gags. Not only do the winners get their jokes printed on Laffy Taffy wrappers, but they’ll receive their own Laffy Taffy mini bars with their jokes printed on them. The person who submits the best joke will also be awarded a cash prize of $5,000.  If you’ve never experienced a Laffy Taffy or a Laffy Taffy joke, we thought we’d help out by sharing some of the best Laffy Taffy jokes with you. While we would love to give you some candy too and convert you to a Laffy Taffy lover, you’ll just have to make do with these hilariously bad jokes for now.  100 Best Hilarious Laffy Taffy Jokes Keith Homan / Shutterstock.com

1. What do you call an avid gardener? Herb.
2. Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a bawk. 
3. What happened after David had his ID stolen? We had to call him Dav.
4. How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
5. What did the egg say to the frying pan? You crack me up.
6. How do bulls write? With a bullpen.
7. What’s a parasite? A place you go in Paris.
8. What button can’t unbutton? Your belly button.
9. How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket.
10. Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
11. What did the house wear to the party? Address.
12. What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you!
13. What did the horse say when he fell down? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
14. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line.
15. What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
16. Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game? He wanted to shoot a foul shot.
17. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore.
18. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
19. How do billboards talk? Sign language.
20. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toed.
21. What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
22. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes? A gram cracker.
23. Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map.
24. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? Use the forks, Luke.
25. What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.
26. What is a good spot for a taste bud? I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
27. What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is good in their field.
28. Why did the bones cross the street? They didn’t, the dogs ate them.
29. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
30. What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? A hobby horse.
31. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen? They might peel.
32. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
33. Why do shoemakers go to heaven? They have good soles.
34. Why don’t lobsters share? Because they are shellfish.
35. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
36. What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate? The no bell prize.
37. Who took the frog’s car? It was toad.
38. How do you organize a space party? Planet.
39. What are sailors’ favorite fruits? Navel oranges.
40. What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
41. What did one shoe say to the other? Don’t stick your tongue out at me!
42. What do you call the King’s rabbit? The hare to the throne.
43. What do you call a broken window? A plain in the glass.
44. Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Because they would quack up.
45. Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
46. Why do fish always sing off-key? Because you can’t tuna fish.
47. Why do marsupials make such good tea? It’s koala tea.
48. When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
49. Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
50. Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.

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51. When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon
52. How does a tree go home when it is ready? It leaves.
53. What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.
54. What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song? Of chorus.
55. Why don’t birds follow directions? They like to wing it.
56. What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
57. Why do we not tell secrets in a corn patch? Too many ears.
58. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
59. When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon!
60. What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares!
61. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
62. What do frogs order at a restaurant?

French flies. 63. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. 64. Where does a penguin keep his money? A snow bank. 65. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. 66. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well. 68. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. 69. What do you call a baby with a drum? A baby boomer. 70. What kind of bean can’t grow? A jellybean. 71. What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up. 72. When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up! 73. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea saw! 74. What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work? Bison. 75. What should you do if your dog is missing? Call the lost and hound. 76. What building has the most stories? A Library! 77. Why is a pancake like a sun? Because it rises in the yeast. 78. What planet is like a circus? Saturn; it has three rings! 79. What’s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian mellow. 80. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 81. Why do phones ring? Because they can’t talk! 82. Can February march?

No, but April May. 83. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! 84. How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots. 85. What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome! 86. What type of store do apes own? Monkey business. 87. What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear. 88. What did one campfire say to the other? Let’s go out one of these days! 89. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs. 90. Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing! 91. Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless. 92. What runs around a soccer field but never moves? A fence. 93. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato! 94. What bow cannot be tied? A rainbow. 95. Where do kittens go on their class trip? To the meowseum. 96. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta 97. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas. 98. What kind of chain is edible? A food chain. 99. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice. 100. Why did the cookie to the hospital? He was feeling crummy.

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If you’re American you are no doubt familiar with Laffy Taffy candy and its Laffy Taffy jokes. This sweet-tasting candy was created during the 70s and quickly became a staple of Kathryn Beich Candies. First produced as flavored caramels (even though they aren’t caramels and in fact fruit flavored), the name of the candy soon changed to Beich’s Laffy Taffy.  The candy was bought by Nestles in 1984 and renamed Laffy Taffy. It originally came in thick squares but is now available in thin rectangle shapes. It became part of the Willy Wonka brand before being sold once again in 2018, this time to Italian chocolate company Ferrara Candy Company.  There are many different flavors of Laffy Taffy available, with the most common being strawberry, green apple, watermelon, cherry, grape, and banana. Rarer flavors include strawberries and cream, orange sorbet, chocolate mousse, and pumpkin donut.  Along with being a tasty sweet, each Laffy Taffy wrapper contains a funny joke, known as Laffy Taffy jokes. These one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and question-and-answer style gags are usually very silly but give kids something else besides another horrid candy bar to chow down on. 2022 appears to be a big year for the confectionary, with the Ferrara Candy Company launching a competition to find the next set of Laffy Taffy jokes. Rapper T Pain helped launched the competition and is one of the judges who will select the best gags. Not only do the winners get their jokes printed on Laffy Taffy wrappers, but they’ll receive their own Laffy Taffy mini bars with their jokes printed on them. The person who submits the best joke will also be awarded a cash prize of $5,000.  If you’ve never experienced a Laffy Taffy or a Laffy Taffy joke, we thought we’d help out by sharing some of the best Laffy Taffy jokes with you. While we would love to give you some candy too and convert you to a Laffy Taffy lover, you’ll just have to make do with these hilariously bad jokes for now.  100 Best Hilarious Laffy Taffy Jokes Keith Homan / Shutterstock.com

1. What do you call an avid gardener? Herb.
2. Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a bawk. 
3. What happened after David had his ID stolen? We had to call him Dav.
4. How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
5. What did the egg say to the frying pan? You crack me up.
6. How do bulls write? With a bullpen.
7. What’s a parasite? A place you go in Paris.
8. What button can’t unbutton? Your belly button.
9. How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket.
10. Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
11. What did the house wear to the party? Address.
12. What did the hurricane say to the island? I’ve got my eye on you!
13. What did the horse say when he fell down? Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
14. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line.
15. What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
16. Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game? He wanted to shoot a foul shot.
17. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? Shore.
18. What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
19. How do billboards talk? Sign language.
20. What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toed.
21. What do you all a fancy sea creature? Sofishticated.
22. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes? A gram cracker.
23. Where can you find an ocean without water? On a map.
24. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker? Use the forks, Luke.
25. What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality.
26. What is a good spot for a taste bud? I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
27. What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is good in their field.
28. Why did the bones cross the street? They didn’t, the dogs ate them.
29. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
30. What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts? A hobby horse.
31. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen? They might peel.
32. Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
33. Why do shoemakers go to heaven? They have good soles.
34. Why don’t lobsters share? Because they are shellfish.
35. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
36. What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate? The no bell prize.
37. Who took the frog’s car? It was toad.
38. How do you organize a space party? Planet.
39. What are sailors’ favorite fruits? Navel oranges.
40. What is a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer.
41. What did one shoe say to the other? Don’t stick your tongue out at me!
42. What do you call the King’s rabbit? The hare to the throne.
43. What do you call a broken window? A plain in the glass.
44. Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying? Because they would quack up.
45. Did you hear the joke about the toilet? Never mind, it’s too dirty.
46. Why do fish always sing off-key? Because you can’t tuna fish.
47. Why do marsupials make such good tea? It’s koala tea.
48. When does it rain money? When there is a change in the weather.
49. Do you know what’s really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2.
50. Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam.

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51. When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon
52. How does a tree go home when it is ready? It leaves.
53. What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells.
54. What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song? Of chorus.
55. Why don’t birds follow directions? They like to wing it.
56. What word is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
57. Why do we not tell secrets in a corn patch? Too many ears.
58. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
59. When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon!
60. What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares!
61. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents!
62. What do frogs order at a restaurant?

French flies. 63. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. 64. Where does a penguin keep his money? A snow bank. 65. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. 66. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well. 68. What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry. 69. What do you call a baby with a drum? A baby boomer. 70. What kind of bean can’t grow? A jellybean. 71. What did the pancake say to the baseball player? Batter up. 72. When can peanuts laugh? When you crack them up! 73. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea saw! 74. What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work? Bison. 75. What should you do if your dog is missing? Call the lost and hound. 76. What building has the most stories? A Library! 77. Why is a pancake like a sun? Because it rises in the yeast. 78. What planet is like a circus? Saturn; it has three rings! 79. What’s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian mellow. 80. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 81. Why do phones ring? Because they can’t talk! 82. Can February march?

No, but April May. 83. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt! 84. How do you turn soup into gold? Add 24 carrots. 85. What do sharks say when something radical happens? Jawesome! 86. What type of store do apes own? Monkey business. 87. What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear. 88. What did one campfire say to the other? Let’s go out one of these days! 89. Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs. 90. Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing! 91. Why should you never use a dull pencil? It’s pointless. 92. What runs around a soccer field but never moves? A fence. 93. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato! 94. What bow cannot be tied? A rainbow. 95. Where do kittens go on their class trip? To the meowseum. 96. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta 97. What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas. 98. What kind of chain is edible? A food chain. 99. Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice. 100. Why did the cookie to the hospital? He was feeling crummy.

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If you’re American you are no doubt familiar with Laffy Taffy candy and its Laffy Taffy jokes. This sweet-tasting candy was created during the 70s and quickly became a staple of Kathryn Beich Candies. First produced as flavored caramels (even though they aren’t caramels and in fact fruit flavored), the name of the candy soon changed to Beich’s Laffy Taffy. 

The candy was bought by Nestles in 1984 and renamed Laffy Taffy. It originally came in thick squares but is now available in thin rectangle shapes. It became part of the Willy Wonka brand before being sold once again in 2018, this time to Italian chocolate company Ferrara Candy Company. 

There are many different flavors of Laffy Taffy available, with the most common being strawberry, green apple, watermelon, cherry, grape, and banana. Rarer flavors include strawberries and cream, orange sorbet, chocolate mousse, and pumpkin donut. 

Along with being a tasty sweet, each Laffy Taffy wrapper contains a funny joke, known as Laffy Taffy jokes. These one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and question-and-answer style gags are usually very silly but give kids something else besides another horrid candy bar to chow down on.

2022 appears to be a big year for the confectionary, with the Ferrara Candy Company launching a competition to find the next set of Laffy Taffy jokes. Rapper T Pain helped launched the competition and is one of the judges who will select the best gags. Not only do the winners get their jokes printed on Laffy Taffy wrappers, but they’ll receive their own Laffy Taffy mini bars with their jokes printed on them. The person who submits the best joke will also be awarded a cash prize of $5,000. 

If you’ve never experienced a Laffy Taffy or a Laffy Taffy joke, we thought we’d help out by sharing some of the best Laffy Taffy jokes with you. While we would love to give you some candy too and convert you to a Laffy Taffy lover, you’ll just have to make do with these hilariously bad jokes for now. 

100 Best Hilarious Laffy Taffy Jokes

Keith Homan / Shutterstock.com

1. What do you call an avid gardener?

Herb.

2. Why did the chicken go to the library?

To check out a bawk. 

3. What happened after David had his ID stolen?

We had to call him Dav.

4. How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

5. What did the egg say to the frying pan?

You crack me up.

6. How do bulls write?

With a bullpen.

7. What’s a parasite?

A place you go in Paris.

8. What button can’t unbutton?

Your belly button.

9. How do you get an alien baby to sleep?

You rocket.

10. Why does Where’s Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn’t want to be spotted.

11. What did the house wear to the party?

Address.

12. What did the hurricane say to the island?

I’ve got my eye on you!

13. What did the horse say when he fell down?

Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

14. How do you communicate with a fish?

You drop it a line.

15. What is thin, white, and scary?

Homework.

16. Why did the basketball player bring a duck to the game?

He wanted to shoot a foul shot.

17. What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

18. What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher.

19. How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

20. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toed.

21. What do you all a fancy sea creature?

Sofishticated.

22. What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?

A gram cracker.

23. Where can you find an ocean without water?

On a map.

24. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?

Use the forks, Luke.

25. What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

26. What is a good spot for a taste bud?

I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.

27. What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is good in their field.

28. Why did the bones cross the street?

They didn’t, the dogs ate them.

29. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of its bark!

30. What do you call a horse that likes arts & crafts?

A hobby horse.

31. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen?

They might peel.

32. Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

33. Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have good soles.

34. Why don’t lobsters share?

Because they are shellfish.

35. Why was the broom late?

It over swept.

36. What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?

The no bell prize.

37. Who took the frog’s car?

It was toad.

38. How do you organize a space party?

Planet.

39. What are sailors’ favorite fruits?

Navel oranges.

40. What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root beer.

41. What did one shoe say to the other?

Don’t stick your tongue out at me!

42. What do you call the King’s rabbit?

The hare to the throne.

43. What do you call a broken window?

A plain in the glass.

44. Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying?

Because they would quack up.

45. Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Never mind, it’s too dirty.

46. Why do fish always sing off-key?

Because you can’t tuna fish.

47. Why do marsupials make such good tea?

It’s koala tea.

48. When does it rain money?

When there is a change in the weather.

49. Do you know what’s really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

50. Where do hamsters go on vacation?

Hamsterdam.

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51. When do you stop at green and go at red?

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When you’re eating a watermelon

52. How does a tree go home when it is ready?

It leaves.

53. What did one eye say to the other?

Between us, something smells.

54. What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song?

Of chorus.

55. Why don’t birds follow directions?

They like to wing it.

56. What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

57. Why do we not tell secrets in a corn patch?

Too many ears.

58. What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

59. When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you’re eating a watermelon!

60. What kind of horses go out after dusk?

Nightmares!

61. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

62. What do frogs order at a restaurant?

French flies.

63. What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

64. Where does a penguin keep his money?

A snow bank.

65. How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

66. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well.

68. What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry.

69. What do you call a baby with a drum?

A baby boomer.

70. What kind of bean can’t grow?

A jellybean.

71. What did the pancake say to the baseball player?

Batter up.

72. When can peanuts laugh?

When you crack them up!

73. How do you cut the ocean in half?

With a sea saw!

74. What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work?

Bison.

75. What should you do if your dog is missing?

Call the lost and hound.

76. What building has the most stories?

A Library!

77. Why is a pancake like a sun?

Because it rises in the yeast.

78. What planet is like a circus?

Saturn; it has three rings!

79. What’s green and fluffy and comes from mars?

A martian mellow.

80. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.

81. Why do phones ring?

Because they can’t talk!

82. Can February march?

No, but April May.

83. What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

84. How do you turn soup into gold?

Add 24 carrots.

85. What do sharks say when something radical happens?

Jawesome!

86. What type of store do apes own?

Monkey business.

87. What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

88. What did one campfire say to the other?

Let’s go out one of these days!

89. Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

90. Why was the tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

91. Why should you never use a dull pencil?

It’s pointless.

92. What runs around a soccer field but never moves?

A fence.

93. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

94. What bow cannot be tied?

A rainbow.

95. Where do kittens go on their class trip?

To the meowseum.

96. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

97. What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

98. What kind of chain is edible?

A food chain.

99. Why did the orange lose the race?

It ran out of juice.

100. Why did the cookie to the hospital?

He was feeling crummy.

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