60 Of The Funniest Most Insightful And Head Scratching Shower Thoughts On Reddit

The shower is where some of the best ideas are thought up. It’s been scientifically proven too, with studies showing that when in the shower we feel relaxed, releasing more dopamine that causes the brain to come up with some great ideas. But not all shower thoughts are brilliant and life-changing. For every great idea, there are hundreds of silly, stupid, and funny shower thoughts. These are the types of shower thoughts that come from the recesses of your mind and often reveal your innermost thoughts. Things you don’t normally share with other people unless you are a Reddit user. You probably won’t be surprised to know there is a r/Showerthoughts thread full of people’s wild shower thoughts. We’ve collected 50 of the most ludicrous, hysterical, insightful, head-scratching, and out-there shower thoughts from this famous Reddit thread for you to enjoy. Some are deep thoughts while others are random thoughts, but they were all thought of while showering. After reading you’ll quickly discover that all those strange shower thoughts you’ve been having aren’t that weird. 60 of the Funniest, Most Insightful, and Head-Scratching Shower Thoughts on Reddit

“The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.” – u/cubosh
“Every generation must be getting worse at pulling out because the ones that mess it up are the ones who pass on the trait” – u/TheGolednMinion
“A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.” – u/Mauveinex 4. “Irony of life. Waking up at 6 am for work is impossible. Once you retire. You wake up at 6 am voluntarily.” – u/isaacktheunknown
“Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn’t need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do.” – u/telumv
“Good habits are hard to start, bad habits are hard to stop.” – u/pera001
“Kids will never understand the poignant self-satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.” – u/NachoStamps
“Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of (your) voice cracking in a verbal argument.” – u/metamight123
“People queued collectively for about 286 years to pay their respects to the late queen.” – u/Far-Ad-6179
“As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.” – u/ItsHerox
“No one bats an eye if you tell them you like art, or crafting. But suddenly people think you’re childish if you tell them you like arts & crafts” – u/KawaiiNeeko
“There are people who have been using phones all their lives without ever hearing a dial tone.” – u/specious_foofaraw
“There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven’t seen it.” – u/P0RKM0LE
“Someone with an overweight sibling invented the baggy clothes trend and the whole world just went with it.” – u/hamberder-muderer
“Gen Z might have been the last generation to know what it’s like to get up early in the morning to catch your favorite cartoons on TV.” – u/herbstohnewind
“The only difference between relaxation and boredom is enjoyment.” – u/SirFelsenAxt
“A corn maze is a maze of maize” – u/sturgill_hommie
“Being realistic and being mediocre are hard to distinguish” – u/FeikerSenpai
“Running feels great… until you compare it to not running/” – u/Wholesome_Miu
“Staring deep into someone’s eyes starts to lose its sexiness when it’s your optometrist.” – u/securityseminars
“The more a person forgets about rickrolling, the easier it is to rickroll them. It’s beautiful.” – u/Mike_Huntte
“Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.” – u/beanstalkandthejack
“Condoms have both saved and prevented many lives.” – u/Cheeseburgerhydoxide
“Adult life is hard, but at least we don’t have to do PE anymore.” – u/youcantseeshawn30
“They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour” – u/dillisking
“During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.” – u/Raghnarok
“It won’t be long before people use ‘the ’20s, the ’30s, and the ’40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.” – u/PlankLengthisNull
“We advocate not judging a book by its cover, but also glorify ‘love at first sight.’” – u/spiritofmen
“If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghetti sauce.” – u/justjoshingiu
“At some point in life, there was a stranger who got disappointed by how your voice sounded when you started talking.” – u/Lovheim
“An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.” – u/pete7568
“If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.” – u/AlphaBravo69
“Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.” – u/C0untdown
“All adults were children, but not all children will become adults.” – u/sepientr34
“Surgeons and snipers need steady hands for the exact opposite reason.” – u/[deleted]
“CPR is the human version of blowing in a videogame cartridge and hoping it’ll work again.” – u/godblow
“The most attractive people you will ever see are often random passersby in public – who you will never see again, not celebrities you can follow on social media.” – u/TheAnachroneer
“Given the choice between $1,000,000,000 or a single chicken wing, a dog will choose the chicken wing every time.” – u/CoolMikeLawrence
“We’re closer to the year The Jetsons took place (2062) than the year The Jetsons first aired (1962).” – u/FictionVent
“The definition of evolution is fuck around and find out” – u/copperheadjane
“You don’t own the atoms in your body. It’s just your turn to use them.” – u/Prof_Alchem
“But do aliens believe in me?” – u/ccarsonberry
“Music’s gonna be so fucking different 100 years from now” – u/[deleted]
“One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again.” – u/schneida_04
“When you go outside in the sun, you actually reflect some of the light that hits you back into space.” – u/anpr1m
“We go to work by cars each day, taking the same route, but almost never encounter the same cars along the way.” – u/mishagelka
“Someone somewhere is walking around with the world’s longest pubic hair.” – u/Ibrahim_MK
“The drink list on a restaurant menu is never at the very front despite it being the first question asked at every restaurant.” – u/NopeyNope_the_5th
“Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.” – u/Canadaba11
“Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring.” – u/dangu3
“You have never seen an ice cream truck at a gas station.” – u/IfOnlyIHadAMeme
“Premature ejaculation is a shortcoming.” – u/DissociateMe
“People celebrate those that quit drinking but demonize those that refuse to start.” – u/FatCatCooper
“People lose 90% of the energy they consume through heat, so maybe the reason vampires are so strong is because they don’t produce heat, meaning they keep 100% of the energy they consume.” – u/SolutionsNotIdeology
“The water you just drank earlier might contain some recirculated dinosaur piss.” u/Sum1sNotHere
“People who work in factories that print currency make more money than they make.” – u/SupineProtoplasm
“The more obese you become, the more room you have for tattoos.” – u/MuskokaReel
“Traffic lights must be harder to navigate if you’re red/green colorblind.” – u/00_nothing
“The only discernible difference between most ancient greek philosophers and homeless schizophrenics is the quality of the rags they wear.” – u/Looney_forner
“Each step on a staircase is its own floor or sublevel.” – u/Yodelling_Tornado

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“The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.” – u/cubosh
“Every generation must be getting worse at pulling out because the ones that mess it up are the ones who pass on the trait” – u/TheGolednMinion
“A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.” – u/Mauveinex 4. “Irony of life. Waking up at 6 am for work is impossible. Once you retire. You wake up at 6 am voluntarily.” – u/isaacktheunknown
“Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn’t need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do.” – u/telumv
“Good habits are hard to start, bad habits are hard to stop.” – u/pera001
“Kids will never understand the poignant self-satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.” – u/NachoStamps
“Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of (your) voice cracking in a verbal argument.” – u/metamight123
“People queued collectively for about 286 years to pay their respects to the late queen.” – u/Far-Ad-6179
“As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.” – u/ItsHerox
“No one bats an eye if you tell them you like art, or crafting. But suddenly people think you’re childish if you tell them you like arts & crafts” – u/KawaiiNeeko
“There are people who have been using phones all their lives without ever hearing a dial tone.” – u/specious_foofaraw
“There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven’t seen it.” – u/P0RKM0LE
“Someone with an overweight sibling invented the baggy clothes trend and the whole world just went with it.” – u/hamberder-muderer
“Gen Z might have been the last generation to know what it’s like to get up early in the morning to catch your favorite cartoons on TV.” – u/herbstohnewind
“The only difference between relaxation and boredom is enjoyment.” – u/SirFelsenAxt
“A corn maze is a maze of maize” – u/sturgill_hommie
“Being realistic and being mediocre are hard to distinguish” – u/FeikerSenpai
“Running feels great… until you compare it to not running/” – u/Wholesome_Miu
“Staring deep into someone’s eyes starts to lose its sexiness when it’s your optometrist.” – u/securityseminars
“The more a person forgets about rickrolling, the easier it is to rickroll them. It’s beautiful.” – u/Mike_Huntte
“Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.” – u/beanstalkandthejack
“Condoms have both saved and prevented many lives.” – u/Cheeseburgerhydoxide
“Adult life is hard, but at least we don’t have to do PE anymore.” – u/youcantseeshawn30
“They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour” – u/dillisking
“During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.” – u/Raghnarok
“It won’t be long before people use ‘the ’20s, the ’30s, and the ’40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.” – u/PlankLengthisNull
“We advocate not judging a book by its cover, but also glorify ‘love at first sight.’” – u/spiritofmen
“If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghetti sauce.” – u/justjoshingiu
“At some point in life, there was a stranger who got disappointed by how your voice sounded when you started talking.” – u/Lovheim
“An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.” – u/pete7568
“If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.” – u/AlphaBravo69
“Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.” – u/C0untdown
“All adults were children, but not all children will become adults.” – u/sepientr34
“Surgeons and snipers need steady hands for the exact opposite reason.” – u/[deleted]
“CPR is the human version of blowing in a videogame cartridge and hoping it’ll work again.” – u/godblow
“The most attractive people you will ever see are often random passersby in public – who you will never see again, not celebrities you can follow on social media.” – u/TheAnachroneer
“Given the choice between $1,000,000,000 or a single chicken wing, a dog will choose the chicken wing every time.” – u/CoolMikeLawrence
“We’re closer to the year The Jetsons took place (2062) than the year The Jetsons first aired (1962).” – u/FictionVent
“The definition of evolution is fuck around and find out” – u/copperheadjane
“You don’t own the atoms in your body. It’s just your turn to use them.” – u/Prof_Alchem
“But do aliens believe in me?” – u/ccarsonberry
“Music’s gonna be so fucking different 100 years from now” – u/[deleted]
“One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again.” – u/schneida_04
“When you go outside in the sun, you actually reflect some of the light that hits you back into space.” – u/anpr1m
“We go to work by cars each day, taking the same route, but almost never encounter the same cars along the way.” – u/mishagelka
“Someone somewhere is walking around with the world’s longest pubic hair.” – u/Ibrahim_MK
“The drink list on a restaurant menu is never at the very front despite it being the first question asked at every restaurant.” – u/NopeyNope_the_5th
“Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.” – u/Canadaba11
“Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring.” – u/dangu3
“You have never seen an ice cream truck at a gas station.” – u/IfOnlyIHadAMeme
“Premature ejaculation is a shortcoming.” – u/DissociateMe
“People celebrate those that quit drinking but demonize those that refuse to start.” – u/FatCatCooper
“People lose 90% of the energy they consume through heat, so maybe the reason vampires are so strong is because they don’t produce heat, meaning they keep 100% of the energy they consume.” – u/SolutionsNotIdeology
“The water you just drank earlier might contain some recirculated dinosaur piss.” u/Sum1sNotHere
“People who work in factories that print currency make more money than they make.” – u/SupineProtoplasm
“The more obese you become, the more room you have for tattoos.” – u/MuskokaReel
“Traffic lights must be harder to navigate if you’re red/green colorblind.” – u/00_nothing
“The only discernible difference between most ancient greek philosophers and homeless schizophrenics is the quality of the rags they wear.” – u/Looney_forner
“Each step on a staircase is its own floor or sublevel.” – u/Yodelling_Tornado

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These are the types of shower thoughts that come from the recesses of your mind and often reveal your innermost thoughts. Things you don’t normally share with other people unless you are a Reddit user. You probably won’t be surprised to know there is a r/Showerthoughts thread full of people’s wild shower thoughts.

We’ve collected 50 of the most ludicrous, hysterical, insightful, head-scratching, and out-there shower thoughts from this famous Reddit thread for you to enjoy. Some are deep thoughts while others are random thoughts, but they were all thought of while showering.

After reading you’ll quickly discover that all those strange shower thoughts you’ve been having aren’t that weird.

60 of the Funniest, Most Insightful, and Head-Scratching Shower Thoughts on Reddit

“The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth’s history.” – u/cubosh
“Every generation must be getting worse at pulling out because the ones that mess it up are the ones who pass on the trait” – u/TheGolednMinion
“A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.” – u/Mauveinex

4. “Irony of life. Waking up at 6 am for work is impossible. Once you retire. You wake up at 6 am voluntarily.” – u/isaacktheunknown

“Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential, because the car doesn’t need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do.” – u/telumv
“Good habits are hard to start, bad habits are hard to stop.” – u/pera001
“Kids will never understand the poignant self-satisfaction of slamming a phone down on the cradle to hang up on someone and end an angry conversation.” – u/NachoStamps
“Making a typo in an online argument is the equivalent of (your) voice cracking in a verbal argument.” – u/metamight123
“People queued collectively for about 286 years to pay their respects to the late queen.” – u/Far-Ad-6179
“As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.” – u/ItsHerox
“No one bats an eye if you tell them you like art, or crafting. But suddenly people think you’re childish if you tell them you like arts & crafts” – u/KawaiiNeeko
“There are people who have been using phones all their lives without ever hearing a dial tone.” – u/specious_foofaraw
“There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven’t seen it.” – u/P0RKM0LE
“Someone with an overweight sibling invented the baggy clothes trend and the whole world just went with it.” – u/hamberder-muderer
“Gen Z might have been the last generation to know what it’s like to get up early in the morning to catch your favorite cartoons on TV.” – u/herbstohnewind
“The only difference between relaxation and boredom is enjoyment.” – u/SirFelsenAxt
“A corn maze is a maze of maize” – u/sturgill_hommie
“Being realistic and being mediocre are hard to distinguish” – u/FeikerSenpai
“Running feels great… until you compare it to not running/” – u/Wholesome_Miu
“Staring deep into someone’s eyes starts to lose its sexiness when it’s your optometrist.” – u/securityseminars
“The more a person forgets about rickrolling, the easier it is to rickroll them. It’s beautiful.” – u/Mike_Huntte
“Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.” – u/beanstalkandthejack
“Condoms have both saved and prevented many lives.” – u/Cheeseburgerhydoxide
“Adult life is hard, but at least we don’t have to do PE anymore.” – u/youcantseeshawn30
“They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour” – u/dillisking
“During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.” – u/Raghnarok
“It won’t be long before people use ‘the ’20s, the ’30s, and the ’40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.” – u/PlankLengthisNull
“We advocate not judging a book by its cover, but also glorify ‘love at first sight.’” – u/spiritofmen
“If Eminem’s Mom wanted to she could probably make a good amount of money selling her own spaghetti sauce.” – u/justjoshingiu
“At some point in life, there was a stranger who got disappointed by how your voice sounded when you started talking.” – u/Lovheim
“An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.” – u/pete7568
“If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.” – u/AlphaBravo69
“Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.” – u/C0untdown
“All adults were children, but not all children will become adults.” – u/sepientr34
“Surgeons and snipers need steady hands for the exact opposite reason.” – u/[deleted]
“CPR is the human version of blowing in a videogame cartridge and hoping it’ll work again.” – u/godblow
“The most attractive people you will ever see are often random passersby in public – who you will never see again, not celebrities you can follow on social media.” – u/TheAnachroneer
“Given the choice between $1,000,000,000 or a single chicken wing, a dog will choose the chicken wing every time.” – u/CoolMikeLawrence
“We’re closer to the year The Jetsons took place (2062) than the year The Jetsons first aired (1962).” – u/FictionVent
“The definition of evolution is fuck around and find out” – u/copperheadjane
“You don’t own the atoms in your body. It’s just your turn to use them.” – u/Prof_Alchem
“But do aliens believe in me?” – u/ccarsonberry
“Music’s gonna be so fucking different 100 years from now” – u/[deleted]
“One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again.” – u/schneida_04
“When you go outside in the sun, you actually reflect some of the light that hits you back into space.” – u/anpr1m
“We go to work by cars each day, taking the same route, but almost never encounter the same cars along the way.” – u/mishagelka
“Someone somewhere is walking around with the world’s longest pubic hair.” – u/Ibrahim_MK
“The drink list on a restaurant menu is never at the very front despite it being the first question asked at every restaurant.” – u/NopeyNope_the_5th
“Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can’t find any enemies.” – u/Canadaba11
“Finding an eggshell in an Egg McMuffin is both annoying and reassuring.” – u/dangu3
“You have never seen an ice cream truck at a gas station.” – u/IfOnlyIHadAMeme
“Premature ejaculation is a shortcoming.” – u/DissociateMe
“People celebrate those that quit drinking but demonize those that refuse to start.” – u/FatCatCooper
“People lose 90% of the energy they consume through heat, so maybe the reason vampires are so strong is because they don’t produce heat, meaning they keep 100% of the energy they consume.” – u/SolutionsNotIdeology
“The water you just drank earlier might contain some recirculated dinosaur piss.” u/Sum1sNotHere
“People who work in factories that print currency make more money than they make.” – u/SupineProtoplasm
“The more obese you become, the more room you have for tattoos.” – u/MuskokaReel
“Traffic lights must be harder to navigate if you’re red/green colorblind.” – u/00_nothing
“The only discernible difference between most ancient greek philosophers and homeless schizophrenics is the quality of the rags they wear.” – u/Looney_forner
“Each step on a staircase is its own floor or sublevel.” – u/Yodelling_Tornado

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60 of the Funniest, Most Insightful, and Head-Scratching Shower Thoughts on Reddit#

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60 of the Funniest, Most Insightful, and Head-Scratching Shower Thoughts on Reddit