Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won T Believe Part Ii

Not long ago we presented some funny confessions taken from Reddit. Well, we are back at it again with another stock of hilarious confessions from people who have done some strange things. Similar to the previous article, all of these confessions come from Reddit’s r/confessions thread. They deal with all sorts of confessions, from kids’ and high school students’ confessions to funny human situations about love and people’s sex life.  Reddit’s confession thread is full of shocking and horrifying confessions that make for great reading and will have you feeling better about yourself and the decisions you make in life. So read on and discover some of the funniest confessions that will give you a giggle or two.  Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won’t Believe Part II

1. I like To Creep Around My Home And Act Like a Goblin

“I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally, I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from the shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.” – u/Sasuke-in-SSBU 2. I Made Out With My Cousin

“I made out with my cousin. And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him. He’s disgusted with himself.” – u/Wesleyan 3. I Thought Fifty Shades of Grey Was a Crime Mystery Novel “I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a crime mystery novel.” – u/Adventurous_Repair24 4. I Could Get Kicked Out of My University for Pissing

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

5. I Am Male and I Really Like Uggs “I am male and I really like Uggs.” – u/[deleted] 6.” Years Ago, My Brother Took the SAT for Me “Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.” – u/qs0
6. I Thought Keanu Reeves was a Black Basketball Player

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

8. I’m Terrified of Stickers and Patterned Tape “I’m terrified of stickers and patterned tape. I don’t know why, I don’t remember any particular trauma? But they freak me the fuck out. I saw the thumbnail for a video of a guy eating stickers in a dark alley yesterday and I literally almost threw up. This is why I can never work with kids.” – u/insert_title_here
9. I Once Sat Through an Entire Movie Without Realizing That I Had Left My Car Running in the Parking Lot “EDIT: The movie was Pacific Rim, I liked it. That, combined with my car not getting stolen from the theater parking lot, made that day a pretty good day. 😀 EDIT 2: Aaaaaaand now this is my top-rated comment, and my username is easily recognizable to anyone I’ve ever played D&D with.” – u/[deleted]
10. In London at Piccadilly Circus and I Don’t Remember It “In 1987, I was in London about to go in a techno club with some friends. It was a crazy afternoon before this as we all went to several off-tourist locations with some cool locals. Once we left the flat for the evening, we were all in a great mood and then I’m in front of the club starting to walk in. That’s the last memory of the place I have. The next morning, I am waking up without a hangover back in the flat we had left from. I felt a little cool and looked around. No one moving and no music from anything but there is traffic sounds from outside. I felt something on my left and right and noticed two female friends from yesterday asleep and fully clothed on either side of me. But I was completely buck-ass fucking naked. To this day, I still do not have any clue what happened. I assume I was drugged because I didn’t have any hangover. It was rather awkward getting up and seeing everybody in the morning but it must have been a bad experience because no one was talking to me at all about it. That still freaks me out. I haven’t the slightest idea what I did and to this day almost 40 years later it still bothers me. I feel like I’m lucky to be alive and apparently had some very nice people take care of me. Surround yourself with good people who will take care of you.” – u/Interesting-Fan-5227
11. That I Play D&D “My parents are still on the ‘dnd leads kids to satan and/or witchcraft’ bandwagon and threatened to kick me out when I asked if I could try playing it at home. Although, they only know the NAME of the game, not what it actually looks like, so as long nothing I use for it explicitly says “Dungeons and Dragons” they couldn’t care less.” – u/Mario3585
12. I Sucked On my Aunt’s Boobs When I Was 10

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

13. That I Own the Website www.usedpantiesforsale.us “I have a great career outside the website but the opportunity came up for the site and I went for it.” – u/usedpantiesforsaleUS
14. I Took a Dump in a Urinal

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

15. This Is so Embarrassing “People keep saying I look athletic and asking me for my workout routines… I don’t know how to tell them I just masturbate 😭 this one guy told me my legs looked really toned and I sat there telling him I didn’t work out or run, I stopped talking because all the sudden I realized I must get super tense when I do the dirty deed and I guess it equates to a workout??? 😭😭 should I just lie and say I workout from now on Idk what to do.” – u/dinglenoggin

16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious “How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

See more about - Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won’t Believe

Not long ago we presented some funny confessions taken from Reddit. Well, we are back at it again with another stock of hilarious confessions from people who have done some strange things. Similar to the previous article, all of these confessions come from Reddit’s r/confessions thread. They deal with all sorts of confessions, from kids’ and high school students’ confessions to funny human situations about love and people’s sex life.  Reddit’s confession thread is full of shocking and horrifying confessions that make for great reading and will have you feeling better about yourself and the decisions you make in life. So read on and discover some of the funniest confessions that will give you a giggle or two.  Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won’t Believe Part II

1. I like To Creep Around My Home And Act Like a Goblin

“I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally, I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from the shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.” – u/Sasuke-in-SSBU 2. I Made Out With My Cousin

“I made out with my cousin. And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him. He’s disgusted with himself.” – u/Wesleyan 3. I Thought Fifty Shades of Grey Was a Crime Mystery Novel “I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a crime mystery novel.” – u/Adventurous_Repair24 4. I Could Get Kicked Out of My University for Pissing

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

5. I Am Male and I Really Like Uggs “I am male and I really like Uggs.” – u/[deleted] 6.” Years Ago, My Brother Took the SAT for Me “Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.” – u/qs0
6. I Thought Keanu Reeves was a Black Basketball Player

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

8. I’m Terrified of Stickers and Patterned Tape “I’m terrified of stickers and patterned tape. I don’t know why, I don’t remember any particular trauma? But they freak me the fuck out. I saw the thumbnail for a video of a guy eating stickers in a dark alley yesterday and I literally almost threw up. This is why I can never work with kids.” – u/insert_title_here
9. I Once Sat Through an Entire Movie Without Realizing That I Had Left My Car Running in the Parking Lot “EDIT: The movie was Pacific Rim, I liked it. That, combined with my car not getting stolen from the theater parking lot, made that day a pretty good day. 😀 EDIT 2: Aaaaaaand now this is my top-rated comment, and my username is easily recognizable to anyone I’ve ever played D&D with.” – u/[deleted]
10. In London at Piccadilly Circus and I Don’t Remember It “In 1987, I was in London about to go in a techno club with some friends. It was a crazy afternoon before this as we all went to several off-tourist locations with some cool locals. Once we left the flat for the evening, we were all in a great mood and then I’m in front of the club starting to walk in. That’s the last memory of the place I have. The next morning, I am waking up without a hangover back in the flat we had left from. I felt a little cool and looked around. No one moving and no music from anything but there is traffic sounds from outside. I felt something on my left and right and noticed two female friends from yesterday asleep and fully clothed on either side of me. But I was completely buck-ass fucking naked. To this day, I still do not have any clue what happened. I assume I was drugged because I didn’t have any hangover. It was rather awkward getting up and seeing everybody in the morning but it must have been a bad experience because no one was talking to me at all about it. That still freaks me out. I haven’t the slightest idea what I did and to this day almost 40 years later it still bothers me. I feel like I’m lucky to be alive and apparently had some very nice people take care of me. Surround yourself with good people who will take care of you.” – u/Interesting-Fan-5227
11. That I Play D&D “My parents are still on the ‘dnd leads kids to satan and/or witchcraft’ bandwagon and threatened to kick me out when I asked if I could try playing it at home. Although, they only know the NAME of the game, not what it actually looks like, so as long nothing I use for it explicitly says “Dungeons and Dragons” they couldn’t care less.” – u/Mario3585
12. I Sucked On my Aunt’s Boobs When I Was 10

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

13. That I Own the Website www.usedpantiesforsale.us “I have a great career outside the website but the opportunity came up for the site and I went for it.” – u/usedpantiesforsaleUS
14. I Took a Dump in a Urinal

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

15. This Is so Embarrassing “People keep saying I look athletic and asking me for my workout routines… I don’t know how to tell them I just masturbate 😭 this one guy told me my legs looked really toned and I sat there telling him I didn’t work out or run, I stopped talking because all the sudden I realized I must get super tense when I do the dirty deed and I guess it equates to a workout??? 😭😭 should I just lie and say I workout from now on Idk what to do.” – u/dinglenoggin

16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious “How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

See more about - Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won’t Believe

Not long ago we presented some funny confessions taken from Reddit. Well, we are back at it again with another stock of hilarious confessions from people who have done some strange things. Similar to the previous article, all of these confessions come from Reddit’s r/confessions thread. They deal with all sorts of confessions, from kids’ and high school students’ confessions to funny human situations about love and people’s sex life. 

Reddit’s confession thread is full of shocking and horrifying confessions that make for great reading and will have you feeling better about yourself and the decisions you make in life. So read on and discover some of the funniest confessions that will give you a giggle or two. 

Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won’t Believe Part II

1. I like To Creep Around My Home And Act Like a Goblin

“I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally, I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from the shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.” – u/Sasuke-in-SSBU 2. I Made Out With My Cousin

“I made out with my cousin. And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him. He’s disgusted with himself.” – u/Wesleyan 3. I Thought Fifty Shades of Grey Was a Crime Mystery Novel “I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a crime mystery novel.” – u/Adventurous_Repair24 4. I Could Get Kicked Out of My University for Pissing

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

5. I Am Male and I Really Like Uggs “I am male and I really like Uggs.” – u/[deleted] 6.” Years Ago, My Brother Took the SAT for Me “Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.” – u/qs0
6. I Thought Keanu Reeves was a Black Basketball Player

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

8. I’m Terrified of Stickers and Patterned Tape “I’m terrified of stickers and patterned tape. I don’t know why, I don’t remember any particular trauma? But they freak me the fuck out. I saw the thumbnail for a video of a guy eating stickers in a dark alley yesterday and I literally almost threw up. This is why I can never work with kids.” – u/insert_title_here
9. I Once Sat Through an Entire Movie Without Realizing That I Had Left My Car Running in the Parking Lot “EDIT: The movie was Pacific Rim, I liked it. That, combined with my car not getting stolen from the theater parking lot, made that day a pretty good day. 😀 EDIT 2: Aaaaaaand now this is my top-rated comment, and my username is easily recognizable to anyone I’ve ever played D&D with.” – u/[deleted]
10. In London at Piccadilly Circus and I Don’t Remember It “In 1987, I was in London about to go in a techno club with some friends. It was a crazy afternoon before this as we all went to several off-tourist locations with some cool locals. Once we left the flat for the evening, we were all in a great mood and then I’m in front of the club starting to walk in. That’s the last memory of the place I have. The next morning, I am waking up without a hangover back in the flat we had left from. I felt a little cool and looked around. No one moving and no music from anything but there is traffic sounds from outside. I felt something on my left and right and noticed two female friends from yesterday asleep and fully clothed on either side of me. But I was completely buck-ass fucking naked. To this day, I still do not have any clue what happened. I assume I was drugged because I didn’t have any hangover. It was rather awkward getting up and seeing everybody in the morning but it must have been a bad experience because no one was talking to me at all about it. That still freaks me out. I haven’t the slightest idea what I did and to this day almost 40 years later it still bothers me. I feel like I’m lucky to be alive and apparently had some very nice people take care of me. Surround yourself with good people who will take care of you.” – u/Interesting-Fan-5227
11. That I Play D&D “My parents are still on the ‘dnd leads kids to satan and/or witchcraft’ bandwagon and threatened to kick me out when I asked if I could try playing it at home. Although, they only know the NAME of the game, not what it actually looks like, so as long nothing I use for it explicitly says “Dungeons and Dragons” they couldn’t care less.” – u/Mario3585
12. I Sucked On my Aunt’s Boobs When I Was 10

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

13. That I Own the Website www.usedpantiesforsale.us “I have a great career outside the website but the opportunity came up for the site and I went for it.” – u/usedpantiesforsaleUS
14. I Took a Dump in a Urinal

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

15. This Is so Embarrassing “People keep saying I look athletic and asking me for my workout routines… I don’t know how to tell them I just masturbate 😭 this one guy told me my legs looked really toned and I sat there telling him I didn’t work out or run, I stopped talking because all the sudden I realized I must get super tense when I do the dirty deed and I guess it equates to a workout??? 😭😭 should I just lie and say I workout from now on Idk what to do.” – u/dinglenoggin

16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious “How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

See more about - Funny Confessions From Reddit You Won’t Believe

“I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally, I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from the shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.” – u/Sasuke-in-SSBU 2. I Made Out With My Cousin

“I made out with my cousin. And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him. He’s disgusted with himself.” – u/Wesleyan 3. I Thought Fifty Shades of Grey Was a Crime Mystery Novel “I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a crime mystery novel.” – u/Adventurous_Repair24 4. I Could Get Kicked Out of My University for Pissing

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

5. I Am Male and I Really Like Uggs “I am male and I really like Uggs.” – u/[deleted] 6.” Years Ago, My Brother Took the SAT for Me “Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.” – u/qs0
6. I Thought Keanu Reeves was a Black Basketball Player

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

8. I’m Terrified of Stickers and Patterned Tape “I’m terrified of stickers and patterned tape. I don’t know why, I don’t remember any particular trauma? But they freak me the fuck out. I saw the thumbnail for a video of a guy eating stickers in a dark alley yesterday and I literally almost threw up. This is why I can never work with kids.” – u/insert_title_here
9. I Once Sat Through an Entire Movie Without Realizing That I Had Left My Car Running in the Parking Lot “EDIT: The movie was Pacific Rim, I liked it. That, combined with my car not getting stolen from the theater parking lot, made that day a pretty good day. 😀 EDIT 2: Aaaaaaand now this is my top-rated comment, and my username is easily recognizable to anyone I’ve ever played D&D with.” – u/[deleted]
10. In London at Piccadilly Circus and I Don’t Remember It “In 1987, I was in London about to go in a techno club with some friends. It was a crazy afternoon before this as we all went to several off-tourist locations with some cool locals. Once we left the flat for the evening, we were all in a great mood and then I’m in front of the club starting to walk in. That’s the last memory of the place I have. The next morning, I am waking up without a hangover back in the flat we had left from. I felt a little cool and looked around. No one moving and no music from anything but there is traffic sounds from outside. I felt something on my left and right and noticed two female friends from yesterday asleep and fully clothed on either side of me. But I was completely buck-ass fucking naked. To this day, I still do not have any clue what happened. I assume I was drugged because I didn’t have any hangover. It was rather awkward getting up and seeing everybody in the morning but it must have been a bad experience because no one was talking to me at all about it. That still freaks me out. I haven’t the slightest idea what I did and to this day almost 40 years later it still bothers me. I feel like I’m lucky to be alive and apparently had some very nice people take care of me. Surround yourself with good people who will take care of you.” – u/Interesting-Fan-5227
11. That I Play D&D “My parents are still on the ‘dnd leads kids to satan and/or witchcraft’ bandwagon and threatened to kick me out when I asked if I could try playing it at home. Although, they only know the NAME of the game, not what it actually looks like, so as long nothing I use for it explicitly says “Dungeons and Dragons” they couldn’t care less.” – u/Mario3585
12. I Sucked On my Aunt’s Boobs When I Was 10

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

13. That I Own the Website www.usedpantiesforsale.us “I have a great career outside the website but the opportunity came up for the site and I went for it.” – u/usedpantiesforsaleUS
14. I Took a Dump in a Urinal

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

15. This Is so Embarrassing “People keep saying I look athletic and asking me for my workout routines… I don’t know how to tell them I just masturbate 😭 this one guy told me my legs looked really toned and I sat there telling him I didn’t work out or run, I stopped talking because all the sudden I realized I must get super tense when I do the dirty deed and I guess it equates to a workout??? 😭😭 should I just lie and say I workout from now on Idk what to do.” – u/dinglenoggin

16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious “How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

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“I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally, I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from the shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.” – u/Sasuke-in-SSBU

2. I Made Out With My Cousin

“I made out with my cousin. And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him. He’s disgusted with himself.” – u/Wesleyan 3. I Thought Fifty Shades of Grey Was a Crime Mystery Novel “I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a crime mystery novel.” – u/Adventurous_Repair24 4. I Could Get Kicked Out of My University for Pissing

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

5. I Am Male and I Really Like Uggs “I am male and I really like Uggs.” – u/[deleted] 6.” Years Ago, My Brother Took the SAT for Me “Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.” – u/qs0
6. I Thought Keanu Reeves was a Black Basketball Player

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

8. I’m Terrified of Stickers and Patterned Tape “I’m terrified of stickers and patterned tape. I don’t know why, I don’t remember any particular trauma? But they freak me the fuck out. I saw the thumbnail for a video of a guy eating stickers in a dark alley yesterday and I literally almost threw up. This is why I can never work with kids.” – u/insert_title_here
9. I Once Sat Through an Entire Movie Without Realizing That I Had Left My Car Running in the Parking Lot “EDIT: The movie was Pacific Rim, I liked it. That, combined with my car not getting stolen from the theater parking lot, made that day a pretty good day. 😀 EDIT 2: Aaaaaaand now this is my top-rated comment, and my username is easily recognizable to anyone I’ve ever played D&D with.” – u/[deleted]
10. In London at Piccadilly Circus and I Don’t Remember It “In 1987, I was in London about to go in a techno club with some friends. It was a crazy afternoon before this as we all went to several off-tourist locations with some cool locals. Once we left the flat for the evening, we were all in a great mood and then I’m in front of the club starting to walk in. That’s the last memory of the place I have. The next morning, I am waking up without a hangover back in the flat we had left from. I felt a little cool and looked around. No one moving and no music from anything but there is traffic sounds from outside. I felt something on my left and right and noticed two female friends from yesterday asleep and fully clothed on either side of me. But I was completely buck-ass fucking naked. To this day, I still do not have any clue what happened. I assume I was drugged because I didn’t have any hangover. It was rather awkward getting up and seeing everybody in the morning but it must have been a bad experience because no one was talking to me at all about it. That still freaks me out. I haven’t the slightest idea what I did and to this day almost 40 years later it still bothers me. I feel like I’m lucky to be alive and apparently had some very nice people take care of me. Surround yourself with good people who will take care of you.” – u/Interesting-Fan-5227
11. That I Play D&D “My parents are still on the ‘dnd leads kids to satan and/or witchcraft’ bandwagon and threatened to kick me out when I asked if I could try playing it at home. Although, they only know the NAME of the game, not what it actually looks like, so as long nothing I use for it explicitly says “Dungeons and Dragons” they couldn’t care less.” – u/Mario3585
12. I Sucked On my Aunt’s Boobs When I Was 10

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

13. That I Own the Website www.usedpantiesforsale.us “I have a great career outside the website but the opportunity came up for the site and I went for it.” – u/usedpantiesforsaleUS
14. I Took a Dump in a Urinal

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

15. This Is so Embarrassing “People keep saying I look athletic and asking me for my workout routines… I don’t know how to tell them I just masturbate 😭 this one guy told me my legs looked really toned and I sat there telling him I didn’t work out or run, I stopped talking because all the sudden I realized I must get super tense when I do the dirty deed and I guess it equates to a workout??? 😭😭 should I just lie and say I workout from now on Idk what to do.” – u/dinglenoggin

16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious “How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

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“I made out with my cousin. And I really liked it, and I soaked my underwear, and I flashed my boobs at him. He’s disgusted with himself.” – u/Wesleyan

3. I Thought Fifty Shades of Grey Was a Crime Mystery Novel

“I thought Fifty Shades of Grey was a crime mystery novel.” – u/Adventurous_Repair24

4. I Could Get Kicked Out of My University for Pissing

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

5. I Am Male and I Really Like Uggs

“I am male and I really like Uggs.” – u/[deleted]

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess. One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc. Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester. I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do. TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

“I have a problem with drinking. I think that is pretty evident. If I’m with responsible pepole, I drink responsibly; if I am with ‘partiers’ I drink to much excess.

One night I got really drunk and pissed right outside of the local bar. Literally, on the front steps and pissed onto the street. I was super blacked out. Because of that my school put me on ‘probation’ and asked me to submit several different documents, etc. etc.

Well, I didn’t do any of the stuff they asked me to do, and instead on Cinco de Mayo I got plastered drunk again and pissed in the exact same spot as the first time. I was busted and now I’m awaiting my second probationary hearing to see if I am still eligible to be a student next semester.

I’m hoping it goes well. I’m going to take responsibility for my actions and see how that goes (the alternative being a “student hearing” where I take it to a board of students). I think if they dismiss me it will be a very unfortunate and excessive punishment, but I can’t say I don’t see it happening. It was not a very responsible thing for a 21-year-old to do.

TL;DR: I may have figuratively pissed away my college education by literally pissing in public.” – u/Atwotonhooker

6.” Years Ago, My Brother Took the SAT for Me

“Years ago, my brother took the SAT for me.” – u/qs0

7. I Thought Keanu Reeves was a Black Basketball Player

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

8. I’m Terrified of Stickers and Patterned Tape

“I’m terrified of stickers and patterned tape. I don’t know why, I don’t remember any particular trauma? But they freak me the fuck out. I saw the thumbnail for a video of a guy eating stickers in a dark alley yesterday and I literally almost threw up. This is why I can never work with kids.” – u/insert_title_here

“I guess it’s just the way his name sounds?” – u/[deleted]

9. I Once Sat Through an Entire Movie Without Realizing That I Had Left My Car Running in the Parking Lot

“EDIT: The movie was Pacific Rim, I liked it. That, combined with my car not getting stolen from the theater parking lot, made that day a pretty good day. 😀

EDIT 2: Aaaaaaand now this is my top-rated comment, and my username is easily recognizable to anyone I’ve ever played D&D with.” – u/[deleted]

10. In London at Piccadilly Circus and I Don’t Remember It

“In 1987, I was in London about to go in a techno club with some friends. It was a crazy afternoon before this as we all went to several off-tourist locations with some cool locals. Once we left the flat for the evening, we were all in a great mood and then I’m in front of the club starting to walk in.

That’s the last memory of the place I have.

The next morning, I am waking up without a hangover back in the flat we had left from. I felt a little cool and looked around. No one moving and no music from anything but there is traffic sounds from outside. I felt something on my left and right and noticed two female friends from yesterday asleep and fully clothed on either side of me. But I was completely buck-ass fucking naked.

To this day, I still do not have any clue what happened. I assume I was drugged because I didn’t have any hangover. It was rather awkward getting up and seeing everybody in the morning but it must have been a bad experience because no one was talking to me at all about it.

That still freaks me out. I haven’t the slightest idea what I did and to this day almost 40 years later it still bothers me. I feel like I’m lucky to be alive and apparently had some very nice people take care of me.

Surround yourself with good people who will take care of you.” – u/Interesting-Fan-5227

11. That I Play D&D

“My parents are still on the ‘dnd leads kids to satan and/or witchcraft’ bandwagon and threatened to kick me out when I asked if I could try playing it at home. Although, they only know the NAME of the game, not what it actually looks like, so as long nothing I use for it explicitly says “Dungeons and Dragons” they couldn’t care less.” – u/Mario3585

12. I Sucked On my Aunt’s Boobs When I Was 10

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

13. That I Own the Website www.usedpantiesforsale.us

“I have a great career outside the website but the opportunity came up for the site and I went for it.” – u/usedpantiesforsaleUS

“I don’t remember much from my childhood, but this is one of my vivid memories. I (18M) used to stay over my aunt’s (my mom’s sister) house during the holidays. She would offer me to stay at her house for a week or two, as she lived alone and I guess it gets lonely sometimes. I would sleep together with her on her bed and everything was fine. One night, I was thirsty and wanted to go to the kitchen but I was too scared to go alone, so I woke her up and ask her to go with me. Out of nowhere, she pulled her boobs out of her shirt and asked me to suck it. And so I did for a solid minute then went back to sleep. Thinking about it, that was probably the first sexual arousal I have ever had. As a kid, I would get hard every time I think of that night. As I grew older, I discovered that women don’t lactate until they have a child. So basically, she just wanted me to suck on her tits. Now, she has a family and acts like nothing had ever happened (she prolly thinks I completely forgot about it), but I remember that night as clear as day. This may sound like a weird fantasy shit, but I can assure you it really happened.” – u/frusciante1235

14. I Took a Dump in a Urinal

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

15. This Is so Embarrassing

“People keep saying I look athletic and asking me for my workout routines… I don’t know how to tell them I just masturbate 😭 this one guy told me my legs looked really toned and I sat there telling him I didn’t work out or run, I stopped talking because all the sudden I realized I must get super tense when I do the dirty deed and I guess it equates to a workout??? 😭😭 should I just lie and say I workout from now on Idk what to do.” – u/dinglenoggin

“I took a dump in a urinal at a Dazolis in Morehead ky a few years ago when I was like 14 because I thought it would be funny AND IT STILL IS.” – u/CountryBoiCanSurvive

16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious “How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

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16. I Want To Live Like Brian From Fast and Furious

“How much would I need to save up? to live in a cheap house in like Los Angeles or Miami and have an just have an expensive jdm car (20k) And just work at job whatever and just drive to car meets and race every night that is my dream.” – u/Intelligent-Wind-957

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